Monday, January 4, 2010

[.005] You ain' text me since....

Adii: You haven't text me since Condoleeza stopped dating black men
Tisha: You haven't text me since Nigerians started bombing
Adii:You haven't text me since Robin Givens got slapped up
Tisha: You haven't text me since FUBU was in style
Adii: You haven't text me since Wanda Sykes sucked dick
Tisha: You haven't text me since Bill got blowed by Monica
Adii: You haven't text me since that time in college when Bert blew Ernie
Tisha: You haven't text me since Ellen sucked dick
Adii: You haven't text me since Kelis had her neck and back licked
Tisha: You haven't text me since X-zibit made a hit
Adii: You haven't text me since Lil Romeo buttfucked Bow Wow
Tisha: That happened? You haven't text me since Christ Stokes poked lil Fizz
Adii: No. I'm makin shit up. You aint text me since Rihanna could sing.
Tisha: Lmao! Well in that case you hadn't text me since that tiger said, "This cage right here nigga?"
Adii: You haven't text me since Katt Williams last growth spurt
Tisha: You haven't text me since the cloned cow meat
Adii: You haven't text me since slaves were freed but not absolutely freed
Tisha: You haven't text me since that pixie fucked Dane Cook
Adii: You haven't text me since Jesus turned water into wine
Tisha: You haven't text me since that dolla yo momma owed Paul
Adii: You haven't text me since Jesus met your mom at the well
Tisha: Lmao! Really?! Why are you still up anyway?
Adii: You aint text me since Elton John ate p*ssy

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