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So we're on Twitter. Check us out.

Adii: AdiiGaga
Tisha: AEArrogantDiva

I'll try to remember to update ya'll when we change our twitter name.

[.003] Churches and Grandmothers

Tisha: Hmmph...how was the church chicken yesterday?
Adii: It was thanksgiving. We had turkey
Tisha: I bet it was dry. Hehe...
Adii: Dry like yo grandma's cootchie?
Tisha: She learned from yo grandma. Or do ya'll have those in Nigeria?
Adii: Cootchies?
Tisha: Lmao! Grandmother's! Hahahaha! You so have to blog this texting convo!
Adii: That was the plan

[.002] Strippers, Socks, and Black Christmas Revisited

Tisha: So you too busy into photoshop for me you sock kidnapper!!

Adii: No I'm busy stealing your socks.

Tisha: :( Please stop. I'mma have to go buy some.

Adii: They have 10 for 6 at wah mart.

Tisha: And if you leave them alone... I'LL SAVE 6 dollaz!

Adii: But then my feet will be cold.

Tisha: Thats why you have FOOTIE PAJAMAS

Adii: Oh. Touche. But I donate them to strippers too. Tis the season for giving.

Tisha: A black gift right?

Adii: I don't know. Define black gifts. I don't get those at home.

Tisha: Black Gifts- (bl'ak gi'f) Definition: Gifts that you cant wait to take back to Walmart so you can get cash back.

Adii: You can't return socks to wah mart.

Tisha: Walmart take back anything. They took back draws with cum in it. They gone take back socks.

Adii: Oh my. iDied.

Tisha: Hahahahahaha! *paddles*

Adii: You spankin my dead ass now?

Tisha: Lmmfao! I meant medical paddles! Hahahahaha! I think that's what they called.

Adii: Lolz. I know.

[.001] White/Black Christmas

Adii: For our christmas party, we're making pinecone elves. Happy Christmas beeches.

Tisha: Pinecone elves?? That's so white.

Adii: #rude

Tisha: I want a black Christmas.

Adii: Not in my house

Tisha: Hmmph....Well I can't come. lol

Adii: The hell you can!

Tisha: LMAO! Well have a black Christmas!

Adii: White Christmas. Black Kwanzaa.

Tisha: Ugh...#NO. Well I'mma give black gifts! You know that can't be good.

Adii: Bills do not count as black gifts

Tisha: My point exactly. Black christmas...white gifts. #imjussayin

The Introduction That Needs No....

When I signed up to be a h20 engineer in the FMB, I never knew I would meet someone as foolish as me-- LaTitia A________E Hughes (fondly known as Tisha). Anywhoo today while I was in the bathroom, (quality thinking time) I thought...I should start a blog to publish our funny text convos. This will be the prequel to our coffee table book "Two Halves of the Same Foolish". And we will piss excellence forever. And so...here it is. :)